To my boss, on a Sunday night, asking for a leave. I was dead tired and had three shots of coke and water so I wrote in the subject of my email:
To my colleague, in a work email:
“I have shared with the others your kink which your showed me.”
I was supposed to write “your link” here.
To my friend suffering from the flu, in FB chat:
Are you dick?
The trivial confusion between “s” and “d” when you are typing in a rush.
My boss called me and gave me a lecture on procrastination. It was in the middle of his lecture that he asked me what was the problem as I was non-responsive, at which point I informed him that I did not know what the word “procrastination” meant.
Reading a Christian Epitaph
“The Gay will come…”
When I asked my brother which Gay person the epitaph could probably be referring to, he told me it was “The Day will come” and that I needed a new pair of spectacles.
Visiting the mother of someone I know, in a hospital:
“Your mother looks seductive.”
He looked at me horrified as I repeated my comment about his aged mother in a hospital bed, I wanted to say “sedated”.
I am sure, I made a few more, these are the only ones I can remember at this point.